This weeks Hash #581 The Halloween Hash

#581

SATURDAY November 3rd, 2012

First off, major apologies for the late notice here on the web. I have had major problems with the internet this week, but we sent the mailing out to the regulars, so hopefully the word was getting out.

This weekend, on Saturday afternoon, we are all invited to the Halloween Hash, up at Doon Doon & Bad Fly's home in Laguna del Sol. It is a little tricky to get there, but car sharing, and a little intuition and all should get there. Don't forget to wear your most horrific outfits, and be ready to be scared1

I will be taking bookings for the Tandil Hash in the Wild, so don't forget to check out the details and book your accommodation for the weekend of December 1st/2nd.

Please note that this weeks Halloween Hash is on Saturday, starting at 4pm for 4:30 off, so no excuses accepted of being unable to get up in time - Yep, even YOU!!!

DATE SATURDAY November 3rd

TIME 16 Hs or 4pm to those of us who wern't in the army!

PLACE Laguna del Sol lote 650 Gral. Pacheco

HOW TO COME En Castellano....Tomar la ruta Panamericana salir en el km 23,5 Camino del Buen Ayre Nordelta. Pasar el peaje y seguir hacia tu derecha dirección Nordelta Bancalari. Pasar frente al Walmart a tu derecha. Siguen hasta la rotonda y toman derecho dirección Nordelta. No cruzar las vías!!!
En la dirección a Nordelta y pasando el Colegio Pilgrims tendrán la entrada a Laguna del Sol a tu derecha. Ok?

WHAT TO BRING Shorts, running shoes, plate, cutlery, mug, Scary Fancy Dress....

HASH FEE AR$30, Children AR$10

Any problems on the day, call Inspect Her Assets on 15 5809 4939.

Hash Trash #580 The GM's Burpday!

Saturday, yes you read that right, Saturday, saw the Hash heading to Nunez and the GM's abode, for the Special Burpday Bash to celebrate Footsies 39th Birthday (Ed's note - Creep!).

The weather was once again, absolutely perfect for a Hash, thanks to the hard work of the RA, despite the forecast predicting storms. Needless to say, there wasn't a cloud in the sky as the Hashers congregated at the starting point. A few subway delays meant a late start, but soon we were on our way, with the FRB's setting off at a lively pace, while the wimps strolled along in the spring sunshine.



With the sun, we welcomed back some MIA Hashers, with Roger the Cabin Boy back from his Australian sabbatical, with Sextasis and Down Town Matias making a welcome return, Cosita y Cosito Correntino back to visit, and three virgins entering the fold too!.

The FRB's made rapid headway to the Beer Stop, but Footsie was concerned that the Wimps had decided to sunbathe in the parks, as he used technology (Ed's note - He telephoned Old Hag to check up on us!. Of more concern, was that the Beer Master, Doon Doon, had under-estimated the alcoholic consumption of those front runners, and by the time the wimps arrived, there was only one bottle of beer left (Ed's Note - Serves them right for being so slow!).

At this point, the trail split, with the Machos heading off on a run along the railway line, whilst the wimps, joined by a couple of FRB's who had decided to take the second half easy, took the train, which certainly shortened the exercise part of the journey!

Once back on trail, the On In was back along the Out trail, so saving flour and energy from our hares, a clever ruse (Ed's Note - Maybe Footsie needs to save energy at his age!), and soon we were back at the starting point and raring to go for the circle. But not before Pussy Galore managed to fall over a dog in the park, although some reported that our sweet pussy just lashed out at the dog, the pussy lost, as she landed face down, thankfully not badly injured, but, One-Nil for Doggie Power!

The circle was it's usual hectic self, with down downs a plenty. Notably Anal Friendly was made to drink out of the piss pot for falling asleep at the last hash (Ed's Note - He may have been a tad tipsy!), Wire Me Baby and Good Service were reported for in-depth conversations, and made to drink out of the Cup of Love, while Forrest Drunk was punished for having a drag of a Marlboro whilst allegedly running! The welcome returnees were welcomed back in beer, and our three virgins, Andreas from Denmark, Alison from England, and Richard from Ireland, were given a typical BA Hash Hello.

The final act of the day was the naming ceremony for the Hasher formerly known as Just Tomas. There was much deliberation, and various suggestions, before a Cheer of Acclaim was given, and Just Tomas was no more. He is to be forever known as Drill My Hole. Beer and breadcrumbs were used to anoint our latest victim, and the circle was releaeed in pieces to enjoy the food that was ready to be served.

See you all at the next hash, which also will be on a Saturday, the Halloween Treat, on November 3rd, at Doon Doon and Bad Fly's Palace, north of the city. Full details to be posted soon.

ON ON

Next Hash #580 The GM's Burpday Hash!

Time flies, and it is the 39th birthday, (Ed's Note - Some mistake, surely?) of our illustrious leader, the GM, Footsie, and for some reason unknown to man, he wants to celebrate it with a great HASH (Ed's Note - Oh well, that's one down), while he can still run and before he grows too old, (Ed's Note - Two down!).

After recent runs in Puerto Madero, Boca, and San Telmo, we move to Nunez, and the GM's Home is being opened up for it's annual Hash Bash. Also on the agenda this week, will be Inspect her Assets taking bookings for the Tandil Hash in the Wild, so don't forget to check out the details and book your accommodation for the weekend of December 1st/2nd.

Please note that this weeks GM Burpday Hash is on Saturday, starting at 4pm for 4:30 off, so no excuses accepted of being unable to get up in time - Yep, even YOU!!!

DATE SATURDAY October 20th

TIME 16 Hs or 4pm to those of us who wern't in the army!

PLACE Footsie´s and Party Pant´s home at Arias 2040 – Nuñez - Capital

MAP
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HOW TO COME You should know by now (Ed's Note - The GM wrote that bit!)
Rivadavia station by train from Retiro or Tigre. 3 blocks away from Gral. Paz, 3 blocks from Av. Libertador, 3 blocks from Cabildo 4400
Many buses like 60, 152, 68, 59, 161, 39
Also bus 130 with red sign (Munro) to Arcos. 1 block away from home

WHAT TO BRING Shorts, running shoes, plate, NO cutlery, mug, GM's Burpday Present!
HASH FEE AR$30

Any problems on the day, call Inspect Her Assets on 15 5809 4939.

Hash going Wild!

Hold onto your hats, the mis-management committee have come up with a weekend Hash event that will go down in the anals of history. Clear your diaries for the weekend of December 1st/2nd, and come to the Hash in The Wilds of Tandil.

Due to very reasonable accommodation prices and five stars rooms, the Hash Mismanagement has chosen Camping Chacra el Centinela for sleeping and activities. Thanks to El Diablo, we will be able to enjoy this beautiful spot in Tandil.

We will have more details over the next week or so, but here are the outline plans. If you want to book accommodation at Camping Chacra el Centinela please do it through me (Inspect Her Assets), NOT directly with the site. If you prefer to stay elsewhere, but still want to enjoy the Hash events, no problem, but please let me know you are coming!

Hash Fees: AR$200 for beer and food for runs, Saturday lunch and dinner and Sunday lunch.
Extra beer provided between runs for free, thanks to our Beer Master’s generosity.

Runs: Saturday 12:30 Down Downs Picada de Tandil
Sunday 11:30 Down Downs El Diablo’s Cooking

Hash Party Saturday evening with Big Asado and Party

Friday night?: We do not know yet, but something will happen as Hashers arrive.
We could prepare an asado, as many parrillas available.

ACCOMMODATION

Camping chacra el Centinela

El Diablo has known the owner for more than 10 years now.
He spoke with her and she loves the idea of celebrate a Hash in there (poor thing, she has’nt got a clue).

This will be the main place to stay, sleep and eat.
Main Hash activities will take place here.

Here some brief description of facilities and prices:
All this is inside a 20 hectareas fully equipped private place, with 2 quinchos for party, cooking, asado, large "tanque australiano" for swimming well actually drink a G&T and chill out, good showers, massive toilets (?????Massive???), small store, free range turkeys and chickens. Not sure whether we can hunt them, but for sure good eggs..., horses, and much more but I'll keep some surprises for the Hash.
5 min by car to the city.

2 Cabanas (hut): basically a wooden tent! with a mattress and that's it (very nice to be honest, but yes you need a adventurous spirit) cost $120 for 2 pax a night.

3 dormis basically if you remember a hostel you got it, its cost $60 per person per night, capacities are
1 until 14 pax
1 until 18 pax
1 until 60 pax

1 big fat campsite: place your tent where ever you like for $25 a night.
Includes parrillas, bathroom, etc.

BOOKING & PAYMENT WITH OUR RA Inspect Her Assets
Hashers going to be at Camping Chacra el Centinela MUST book with and pay to Liam - Details to follow

If staying at HUICHACURA, Pls. ADVISE Inspect Her Assets for we need to know for other arrangements.

ANOTHER PLACE TO SLEEP CLOSE BY: HUICHACURA

Also I spoke with www.huichacura.com.ar is a 5 to 30 min walk (depends how drunk you are, but no worries is no roads between both, just a walking path entre las sierras).
They have 7 full equipped cabañas (full kitchen, direct tv and wifi)
1 up to 12
1 up to 6
4 up to 5
1 up to 4

prices: they charge by person so per night is,

from 11 to 12 pax pay 1200 total
from 8 to 10 $1000 total
from 6 to 8 $700 total
from 4 to 6 $ 600 total
from 2 to 4 $ 500 total
from 1 to 2 $450 total

HOW TO GET THERE:

By car: follow you bloody GPS or a map. 355 km from Congreso.
By bus: From 3 companies Rio Parana, La estrella Condor or El Rapido ticket cost $140 each way
By train: from Constitucion. $80 each way, dep Friday 4pm arrive around 12am

Web SIte Breaks Barrier!

Blowing our own trumpet here, but this week has seen the Buenos Aires Hash House Harriers website record it's 15,000 visit in the 18 months it has been up and running. That's around 30 hits a day over the period. A closer examination of the stats, shows that we have had 3,042 unique visitors here in that time, and I would hope that it has added to the virgins that have turned up to add to the Hash here.

Apologies for those who were looking for something else when they Googled "Hash in Buenos Aires", but hopefully, most were looking for us.

ON ON to the next few thousand!

This weeks Hash - Welcome to Barracas!

#579 Sunday, October 7th, 2012

Yes, time really does fly, and here we are with another Hash this weekend, with "You're Fired" hosting and Hareing from his home in Barracas. This a Virgin Hareing occasion, so don't forget to bring your praises for the hare songs! We all have to venture for a first time, Do you Remember Your First?

Please note the location has a security checkpoint. As it is impossible to give a full list of names as to who will be attending, advise the security guard that you are there for the Hash with Cristian Valls, and if there are any problems, see the numbers below.

The RA has once again checked with him upstairs, and he has promised to keep the rain off until after the Hash, so I hope he has his clocks set for the right time zone, as I only asked from between 11 and 2 - hope that is OK for you. Look forward to seeing old hashers and new alike at this weeks fun..... ON ON....

Time: 11 for 11.30

Hare: You're Fired!

Location: Av. M. Montes de Oca 169, Barracas, between Finochietto and Ituzaingó.

Cost: Back to normal this week, AR$30 for the run, beer and food!

How to Get There: Bus lines : 17, 98, 102, 12, 60, 168 and 70, all stop in front of, or within 4 blocks. It's very close to Constitucion Station, where the Subte finishes, you can walk from there!

Map:
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What to bring: Hash Mug, Plate, Cutlery, Hash Gear, and don't forget your 30 pesos, along with a sense of humour! (And a Friend!).

ON ON = Inspect Her Assets

Emergency Number:

In case of disorientation call Inspect Her Assets 15 5809 4939, or You're Fired (Cristian) on 11 6969 8744.