Thursday, 6 September 2012
Next Hash #577 Sunday 9th September
Next Hash #577 Sunday, September 9th, 2012
Apologies for the late notice! Blame WMB ;)...Here is the description of the next hash.
Spring is approaching and it is time to bring your body to shape... We have to "look good naked" and we know that beer bellies are month-long hard work!
Thus, wire me baby and his skiivy have set up a walk in the park in Buenos Aires's most beautiful and residential neighbourhood. Magnificient parks, alleys and the picturesque-muddy golden river will guarantee the mob a fantastic non-competitive run... Finally, hop-rich fluids and some Asian food will compensate any losses of energy.
When:
Sunday, September 9th, 2012
Meet at 11:00 to be ready at 11:30
Hares:
Wire Me Baby & Just Thomas
Weather:
Sunny, 11 degC
Sunny, 11 degC
Where:
Plaza Pueyrredon, San Isidro, Buenos Aires, Argentina
How:
(a) Eco-warriors: train, take Mitre Line from Retiro to estacion Acassuso (30 min, 10th stop), get out of the train and walk towards north
(b) Drivers: parking spots around the plaza available
What:
Mug, Bowl, Spoon, Plate, Fork, Hash gear
Why:
It is hash time...
Emergency Number:
In case of disorientation call
Inspector Assets 15 5809 4939 or
Wire Me Baby 15 4949 2112
Cost:
30 Peso
OnOn
Wednesday, 29 August 2012
BAH3 20th Birthday Bash and Pretty Pictures from #576
As I'm not running, I can't comment too much on the recent Hashes here in wonderful "Sunny" Buenos Aires. What I can say is that the quality of food at the On Afters continues to impress, and last Sunday saw a wonderful Gumbo created by Old Hag, which was welcome and warming on a cool day when the sun ducked behind a cloud.
I did make the Circle, and was interested in Mr Mum's choice of trail markings, photographs! A very different way to lay trail, and it went down well with the Hashers, with Good Service, Online Pussy and Fossil Fuck, appearing to win Hash Shirts for collecting the right amount on their travels (Ed's Note - I have no idea either!).
While the reports may not be up to scratch, we seem to have an abundance of Hash Flashes off late, and I have collated the various shots into one, very large, collection, which I hope you will enjoy over a beer or three (it may take three beers to get through the lot!).
HARES NEEDED
As we all know, the Hash can only operate with the co-operation and assistance of its members, and as such we are always on the look out for Hares for our runs. We are presently short for the 7th of October, so feel free to offer your services. As ever, your mis-management team will offer any assistance, and with spring well in the air by then, I am sure it will be a lovely day for a run with YOU hareing, and gaining kudos from all your fellow harriers!
ADVANCE NOTICE - BAH3 20th BIRTHDAY BASH
For those of you who have been in attendance at recent Hashes, you will know that the mis-management committee have been talking about a MAJOR event next year for the BA Hash. Next April, we will celebrate our 20th Birthday, and we are planning an event to surpass all previous birthday bashes, with fun, beer, a red dress run, beer, food, beer, a BIG party, beer, and a run from the location of the very first BA Hash run, back on April 23rd 1993, at Belgrano Golf Club, oh yes, did I mention, BEER!
The weekend of April 20/21st has been penciled in for the festivities, and while we have to agree all the details, the general plan is to have a Red Dress Run on the Saturday in the Capital, followed by a Special Gala Party, (Theme to be advised), on Saturday night, with the 20th Birthday Run on Sunday afternoon, culminating in the Circle to end all Cirles. Hopefully as many ex BA Hashers will join us for the fun, along with many others from around the World who may be interested in a BIG BASH in BA. Invites will be going out to ex GM's and RA's, so the circle could be as well organised as ever!, and if you are in contact with anyone who may have dropped off the mailing list, or are unaware of our new media outlets, here and on Facebook, please let them know, and get the dates in your diaries and agendas now.
Full information will be released as soon as we have got more details.
As the longest running Hash in South America, we want to celebrate in style. Whilst not going as far as talking up a Pan South American Interhash, the invite will be going out to all our fellow hashes in South America and beyond, to come along and enjoy the fun in BA next April - so, no excuses, you have been warned, April 20/21, 2013, the BA Birthday Bash...... You won't want to miss it!
I did make the Circle, and was interested in Mr Mum's choice of trail markings, photographs! A very different way to lay trail, and it went down well with the Hashers, with Good Service, Online Pussy and Fossil Fuck, appearing to win Hash Shirts for collecting the right amount on their travels (Ed's Note - I have no idea either!).
While the reports may not be up to scratch, we seem to have an abundance of Hash Flashes off late, and I have collated the various shots into one, very large, collection, which I hope you will enjoy over a beer or three (it may take three beers to get through the lot!).
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| #576 |
HARES NEEDED
As we all know, the Hash can only operate with the co-operation and assistance of its members, and as such we are always on the look out for Hares for our runs. We are presently short for the 7th of October, so feel free to offer your services. As ever, your mis-management team will offer any assistance, and with spring well in the air by then, I am sure it will be a lovely day for a run with YOU hareing, and gaining kudos from all your fellow harriers!
ADVANCE NOTICE - BAH3 20th BIRTHDAY BASH
For those of you who have been in attendance at recent Hashes, you will know that the mis-management committee have been talking about a MAJOR event next year for the BA Hash. Next April, we will celebrate our 20th Birthday, and we are planning an event to surpass all previous birthday bashes, with fun, beer, a red dress run, beer, food, beer, a BIG party, beer, and a run from the location of the very first BA Hash run, back on April 23rd 1993, at Belgrano Golf Club, oh yes, did I mention, BEER!
The weekend of April 20/21st has been penciled in for the festivities, and while we have to agree all the details, the general plan is to have a Red Dress Run on the Saturday in the Capital, followed by a Special Gala Party, (Theme to be advised), on Saturday night, with the 20th Birthday Run on Sunday afternoon, culminating in the Circle to end all Cirles. Hopefully as many ex BA Hashers will join us for the fun, along with many others from around the World who may be interested in a BIG BASH in BA. Invites will be going out to ex GM's and RA's, so the circle could be as well organised as ever!, and if you are in contact with anyone who may have dropped off the mailing list, or are unaware of our new media outlets, here and on Facebook, please let them know, and get the dates in your diaries and agendas now.
Full information will be released as soon as we have got more details.
As the longest running Hash in South America, we want to celebrate in style. Whilst not going as far as talking up a Pan South American Interhash, the invite will be going out to all our fellow hashes in South America and beyond, to come along and enjoy the fun in BA next April - so, no excuses, you have been warned, April 20/21, 2013, the BA Birthday Bash...... You won't want to miss it!
Thursday, 23 August 2012
Next Hash #576 Sunday August 26th
These Hashes sure come around quickly, it seems like it was only last week that we had one (Editors Note - It was!).... Well this week we are off to the City again, so no excuses about public transport. or even parking, as we are graced with the hosts of Mr Mum and Old Hag. Mr Mum always sets a great trail. but he has asked if anyone can help him set the trail this week, as he has some tricks up his sleeve, please let either me or Mr Mum know if you can help.
Not to be forgotten after the run, Old Hag will be cooking up one of her, not to be missed, specialalities... So lace up your runners, and get yourself down for the best Hash in South America ;)
When Sunday, 26 Aug 2012
meet 11:00 to run at 11:30
Where Near statue of San Martin at Plaza San Martin - we will be at or near t the small fountain on the corner of Esmeralda and Arenales.
How: Go by Bus, Subte or Train to Retiro station / Plaza San Martin
Car - parking on Arenales, Maipu or Juncal
What Bring MUG, BOWL, SPOON, plate, fork,
Wear Hash gear
Why: Hash Day - Rain or Shine
Cost: 30 pesos per person
Any problems on the day call me, Inspect Her Assets, on 15 5809 4939, or Mr Mum, especially if you can help lay some trail on 15 6678 6221
ON ON
Not to be forgotten after the run, Old Hag will be cooking up one of her, not to be missed, specialalities... So lace up your runners, and get yourself down for the best Hash in South America ;)
When Sunday, 26 Aug 2012
meet 11:00 to run at 11:30
Where Near statue of San Martin at Plaza San Martin - we will be at or near t the small fountain on the corner of Esmeralda and Arenales.
How: Go by Bus, Subte or Train to Retiro station / Plaza San Martin
Car - parking on Arenales, Maipu or Juncal
What Bring MUG, BOWL, SPOON, plate, fork,
Wear Hash gear
Why: Hash Day - Rain or Shine
Cost: 30 pesos per person
Any problems on the day call me, Inspect Her Assets, on 15 5809 4939, or Mr Mum, especially if you can help lay some trail on 15 6678 6221
ON ON
Thursday, 9 August 2012
NEXT HASH #575 - SUNDAY AUGUST 12TH - PALERMO
Apologies for the late notice this week, but we had to make a change of plans at the last minute, as Wire Me Baby mixed his dates up, and we were going bald at the start of the week (hareless - geddit?). But our newly named Anal Friendly and Just Bren have stepped into the breach, and will lay trail in the familiar surroundings of Palermo.
Let's hope the subte is back on track by Sunday, if not check the Guia T for collectivos that head that way, there are lots.
LOCATION Armenia 1900, on the corner of Nicaragua, Palermo. On the corner of the Plaza there.
HARES - Anal Friendly & Just Bren.
TIME - 11:00 for 11:30 start
HOW TO GET THERE - The Subte Line D is your best bet (if it's working) by Public Transport, with Scalabrini Ortiz Station being your target. One up into daylight. you are on Av. Santa Fe. Walk 2 blocks uo Santa Fe, in the direction the train was going if you coming from the city, and turn onto Armenia. Walk down Armenia, crossing Quemes first, and 5 blocks brings you directly to the corner of Nicaragua.
If you are coming by car, then get to Santa Fe, and using the wonderful one way system in Palermo, and the map below, you should be able to find it with ease. There are plenty of buses that use Santa Fe as well, heading to Plaza Italia, again, if you arrive there, check the map, it's only a short walk.
WHAT TO BRING - Hash mug, Plate, Cutlery, AR$30 Hash Cash, Wear a Hash Shirt if you have one,
If you have any problems, call me, Inspect Her Assets, on 15 5809 4939...
Apologies for the late notice this week, but we had to make a change of plans at the last minute, as Wire Me Baby mixed his dates up, and we were going bald at the start of the week (hareless - geddit?). But our newly named Anal Friendly and Just Bren have stepped into the breach, and will lay trail in the familiar surroundings of Palermo.
Let's hope the subte is back on track by Sunday, if not check the Guia T for collectivos that head that way, there are lots.
LOCATION Armenia 1900, on the corner of Nicaragua, Palermo. On the corner of the Plaza there.
HARES - Anal Friendly & Just Bren.
TIME - 11:00 for 11:30 start
HOW TO GET THERE - The Subte Line D is your best bet (if it's working) by Public Transport, with Scalabrini Ortiz Station being your target. One up into daylight. you are on Av. Santa Fe. Walk 2 blocks uo Santa Fe, in the direction the train was going if you coming from the city, and turn onto Armenia. Walk down Armenia, crossing Quemes first, and 5 blocks brings you directly to the corner of Nicaragua.
If you are coming by car, then get to Santa Fe, and using the wonderful one way system in Palermo, and the map below, you should be able to find it with ease. There are plenty of buses that use Santa Fe as well, heading to Plaza Italia, again, if you arrive there, check the map, it's only a short walk.
WHAT TO BRING - Hash mug, Plate, Cutlery, AR$30 Hash Cash, Wear a Hash Shirt if you have one,
If you have any problems, call me, Inspect Her Assets, on 15 5809 4939...
Tuesday, 31 July 2012
Hash Trash from Avellaneda - The Chorizo Hash
Yep, we were back in the south this weekend, with the Third Anal Avellaneda Hash hosted by the RA and the Hash cook, Tongue y Lingus. Given my bad back, I was unable to lay much trail, (two blobs I think!), and so, Viagra Spices, visiting us once again from New York, (or Florida, or Philadelphia!), kindly offered his assistance, and a wonderful trail was laid around streets that he had no idea where they went to!! (Despite great instructions!).
As the Hashers arrived, the hare had still not returned. A text message from Just Cristina(Not THAT one!)announced she was arriving (late), and the GM decided to delay the start until 12, in the hope that the hare would return. (This also allowed the GM and one or two others to imbibe some Whisky Flavoured Alcohol to warm them up before the run!) He didn't return, so, trail instructions were given, and it seemed we had a live hare for this run - or, very possibly a dead hare lying in a ditch somewhere having taken a wrong turning along the way. Thankfully that wasn't the case, and off the Hashers went, with a unique Macho/Wimp split at the start. Five minutes later the Wimps were back, as they had found a cunning False Trail mark, intended for the Machos, but they were sent packing with instructions, and the Beer Stop Crew set off some ten minutes later, just as the Hare returned.
Unfortunately, due to the pack taking a wrong turn somewhere along the way, the Beer Stop wasn't reached by the pack, and a phone call advised those of us at the Beer Stop that the first Hashers had returned home. So, quickly packing up the beer, we all returned, and, thankfully everyone returned safely.
The circle took place on the roof terrace,(posh name), with the GM enthralling everyone with his down downs for the returnees, and as the beer flowed, notably on the floor following some Beer Crimes from Viagra Spices, the songs were screamed out, with the GM and Doon Doon, finally understanding the words of Number 17, soon to replace, "What a Wank" as their favourite. The final act of the day was the naming of Just Gonzalo, who has hardly missed a hash since his virginity was lost, and given his amicable nature, and Just Brenda informing us about his attention to detail, the name that sprung to many a mind was Anal Friendly, and so he was baptised!
Once the circle was complete, and the Hash had been sent away in pieces, the throng moved downstairs for the highlight of the day (more beer? - NO!),the Chorizo a la Portuguesa (or something like that!), the dish of the day, cooked up by Tongue y Lingus. Although it was a beautiful sunny day (As usual, thanks to the RA), there was a chill in the air, and the Chorizo certainly hit the spot with one and all.
Another great Hash was completed. It may have been a little shorter than anticipated, but given the Hare was from New York, it still was entertaining, sidling past El Tano Parilla along the way, which no doubt helped to get the taste buds going before the Chorizo later. The beer flowed, the circle managed to catch many a Hasher, and once again, everyone went home with a smile on their face. And the whisky bottle was empty!
ON ON to the next Hash on the 12th August, where Wire Me Baby will be hareing!
And here are the pictures from Sunday, as collated from the various Hash Flashers :)
As the Hashers arrived, the hare had still not returned. A text message from Just Cristina(Not THAT one!)announced she was arriving (late), and the GM decided to delay the start until 12, in the hope that the hare would return. (This also allowed the GM and one or two others to imbibe some Whisky Flavoured Alcohol to warm them up before the run!) He didn't return, so, trail instructions were given, and it seemed we had a live hare for this run - or, very possibly a dead hare lying in a ditch somewhere having taken a wrong turning along the way. Thankfully that wasn't the case, and off the Hashers went, with a unique Macho/Wimp split at the start. Five minutes later the Wimps were back, as they had found a cunning False Trail mark, intended for the Machos, but they were sent packing with instructions, and the Beer Stop Crew set off some ten minutes later, just as the Hare returned.
Unfortunately, due to the pack taking a wrong turn somewhere along the way, the Beer Stop wasn't reached by the pack, and a phone call advised those of us at the Beer Stop that the first Hashers had returned home. So, quickly packing up the beer, we all returned, and, thankfully everyone returned safely.
The circle took place on the roof terrace,(posh name), with the GM enthralling everyone with his down downs for the returnees, and as the beer flowed, notably on the floor following some Beer Crimes from Viagra Spices, the songs were screamed out, with the GM and Doon Doon, finally understanding the words of Number 17, soon to replace, "What a Wank" as their favourite. The final act of the day was the naming of Just Gonzalo, who has hardly missed a hash since his virginity was lost, and given his amicable nature, and Just Brenda informing us about his attention to detail, the name that sprung to many a mind was Anal Friendly, and so he was baptised!
Once the circle was complete, and the Hash had been sent away in pieces, the throng moved downstairs for the highlight of the day (more beer? - NO!),the Chorizo a la Portuguesa (or something like that!), the dish of the day, cooked up by Tongue y Lingus. Although it was a beautiful sunny day (As usual, thanks to the RA), there was a chill in the air, and the Chorizo certainly hit the spot with one and all.
Another great Hash was completed. It may have been a little shorter than anticipated, but given the Hare was from New York, it still was entertaining, sidling past El Tano Parilla along the way, which no doubt helped to get the taste buds going before the Chorizo later. The beer flowed, the circle managed to catch many a Hasher, and once again, everyone went home with a smile on their face. And the whisky bottle was empty!
ON ON to the next Hash on the 12th August, where Wire Me Baby will be hareing!
And here are the pictures from Sunday, as collated from the various Hash Flashers :)
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| #574 Avellaneda |
Tuesday, 24 July 2012
This Weeks Hash - Sunday July 29th # 574
NEXT HASH DETAILS _ SUNDAY July 29th - 11:00 for 11:30
Winter is upon us, but never fear the hash goes on, and Tongue y Lingus is cooking up a warming feast for after this weeks Hash, coupled with beer, what better way to spend a Sunday.. Your RA and Tongue y Lingus will be hosting the Hash from their place in Avellaneda. Before you all start getting your maps and Guia T's out - it's really easy to get to, and those that came to the last couple of annual Avellaneda Hashes across the river, know that they can look forward to decent run, and wonderful food from Chef Tonguey! As a special treat, given my back is still far from fully operational, we have a guest Hare - Viagra Spices from New York will be setting the main part of the trail, so it should be an interesting run in an area that many of you will nor know (including the Hare!) - always fun on a Hash....
So here are the details:
Sunday 29th July 2012 - 11:00am for 11:30....
Hares: Viagra Spices, Inspect her Assets and Tongue y Lingus
Location: Solier 2585, Avellaneda, Buenos Aires.
Directions: It's about a 15 minute driver from 9 de Julio in the centre of the Capital, and a very straight road
View Larger Map
By bus: It's even easier by Collectivo - The Number 24 bus, which runs from Villa del Parque, across town, with stops near Plaza de Mayo (On Roque Saenz Pena {Diagonal Norte}, just down from the Cathedral, and very near all the subte stations that converge on Plaza de Mayo), and the journey takes around 25 minutes from Plaza de Mayo on a Sunday morning. You need to get off in Avellaneda, on Av. Belgrano at the corner of O'Higgins (best to ask the driver). From the bus stop, walk up O'Higgins, two blocks, turn left onto Solier, and the house is across the street.
What to bring: Hash t-shirt, knife and fork, plate or bowl, beer mug and your Hash Fee of $30
ON ON - Inspect Her Assets
Any problems, call me on 15 5809 4939
Winter is upon us, but never fear the hash goes on, and Tongue y Lingus is cooking up a warming feast for after this weeks Hash, coupled with beer, what better way to spend a Sunday.. Your RA and Tongue y Lingus will be hosting the Hash from their place in Avellaneda. Before you all start getting your maps and Guia T's out - it's really easy to get to, and those that came to the last couple of annual Avellaneda Hashes across the river, know that they can look forward to decent run, and wonderful food from Chef Tonguey! As a special treat, given my back is still far from fully operational, we have a guest Hare - Viagra Spices from New York will be setting the main part of the trail, so it should be an interesting run in an area that many of you will nor know (including the Hare!) - always fun on a Hash....
So here are the details:
Sunday 29th July 2012 - 11:00am for 11:30....
Hares: Viagra Spices, Inspect her Assets and Tongue y Lingus
Location: Solier 2585, Avellaneda, Buenos Aires.
Directions: It's about a 15 minute driver from 9 de Julio in the centre of the Capital, and a very straight road
View Larger Map
By bus: It's even easier by Collectivo - The Number 24 bus, which runs from Villa del Parque, across town, with stops near Plaza de Mayo (On Roque Saenz Pena {Diagonal Norte}, just down from the Cathedral, and very near all the subte stations that converge on Plaza de Mayo), and the journey takes around 25 minutes from Plaza de Mayo on a Sunday morning. You need to get off in Avellaneda, on Av. Belgrano at the corner of O'Higgins (best to ask the driver). From the bus stop, walk up O'Higgins, two blocks, turn left onto Solier, and the house is across the street.
What to bring: Hash t-shirt, knife and fork, plate or bowl, beer mug and your Hash Fee of $30
ON ON - Inspect Her Assets
Any problems, call me on 15 5809 4939
Thursday, 12 July 2012
NEXT HASH
SUNDAY, JULY 15TH
After the short break of the 9 de Julio Holiday, we are back with a bang this Sunday with what's promised to be another great Hash, headed up by Just Gonzalo and his team, in Nunez. Whilst this is a familiar area to the Hash, with the GM living close by, we are promised a new slant on the run by our hares, so what better way to brush away the winter blues, drag yourself away from reading 50 Shades of Grey, lace up your runners, and head out with the best Drinking Club with a Running Problem there is!
WHAT: Hash # 573
WHEN: Sunday, July 15th, 2012 @ 11:00 am with a prompt start (5 minutes late @ 11:30 am
HARES: Just Gonzalo, Soft Dick & You're Fired
WHERE: Crisologo Laralde 2627 - 1A - Nunez
MAP:
View Larger Map
GETTING THERE: Subte Line D to Congreso de Tucuman. It's a 9 block walk up Cabildo, check the map above. It's just off one of the main bus roads in BA, Cabildo, and many buses head along here, 152, 59 & 68, all depending where yu are coming from.
WHAT TO BRING: Hash Shirt, Plate, Hash Mug, Hash Fee of AR$30, An appetite, and a Friend!
NOTE: The apartment security are expecting us, any problems ask for Gonzalo Luchinetti.
On On - Inspect Her Assets
SUNDAY, JULY 15TH
After the short break of the 9 de Julio Holiday, we are back with a bang this Sunday with what's promised to be another great Hash, headed up by Just Gonzalo and his team, in Nunez. Whilst this is a familiar area to the Hash, with the GM living close by, we are promised a new slant on the run by our hares, so what better way to brush away the winter blues, drag yourself away from reading 50 Shades of Grey, lace up your runners, and head out with the best Drinking Club with a Running Problem there is!
WHAT: Hash # 573
WHEN: Sunday, July 15th, 2012 @ 11:00 am with a prompt start (5 minutes late @ 11:30 am
HARES: Just Gonzalo, Soft Dick & You're Fired
WHERE: Crisologo Laralde 2627 - 1A - Nunez
MAP:
View Larger Map
GETTING THERE: Subte Line D to Congreso de Tucuman. It's a 9 block walk up Cabildo, check the map above. It's just off one of the main bus roads in BA, Cabildo, and many buses head along here, 152, 59 & 68, all depending where yu are coming from.
WHAT TO BRING: Hash Shirt, Plate, Hash Mug, Hash Fee of AR$30, An appetite, and a Friend!
NOTE: The apartment security are expecting us, any problems ask for Gonzalo Luchinetti.
On On - Inspect Her Assets
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